Dear H1N1...

Dear H1N1(a.k.a. Swine Flu),

Hello, this is Candy Cane and I am writing to you because I want to inform you that we really aren't enjoying what you have done to the environment and the people around you since you have come into this world. I'm not trying to be rude but I really dislike you. I just have one question. Why did you have to come to Canada and into this cruel world?! So many innocent people have died because of you. I know that you job is to infect us since you are a virus, but why hurt us when we have done nothing wrong. But now, luckily there is something phenomenal called the H1N1/Swine Flu needle. This needle, so called the H1N1/Swine Flu needle, helps us be protected from you the H1N1(a.k.a. YOU). But the needle has caused some bad things. Some of the people have actually died because they got the needle and have gotten very ill and died. I really don't plan on getting the H1N1 needle because there are lots of new side effects and some people are like me and just don't want to get the needle. Most people I know don't appreciate having you around.(no offense.) I mean, you are all over the news, and you have been for the last 4 months! You were really serious talk 4 months ago! You have caused enough disruption in this world. I think that it is time to move on and change the way that you live. I want you to be happy, but I think that you should be happy some other place, not where everyone lives. This might be weird for me to say but I think that you and you are the reason for keeping the population at a steady level. This includes all of your other flu and cancer friends. Otherwise there would be lots more people today that there is suppose to be. Just so everyone knows, this is my opinion. So beat it, just beat it.(dedication to M.J.!) Sorry H1N1.-_- :D

Your Pal,
Candy Cane :D
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