Dear Housekeeper...

There once was a lonely spider, who lived in a large house. Every day he would make a new web to catch bugs and eat them. If they were always being destroyed, how would he eat. He would go hungry. Thanks to SOMEBODY he can't have a proper meal. She sweeps, cleans, dusts and ruin Spider's webs. But the spider knew something that she didn't. Why can't she just leave the spider alone? Let's find out!

Dear Cruel Housekeeper,

Hello, I am the spider in your house that is begging you to stop destroying my beautiful webs! Do you know how long it takes just to make one web? It takes many long bloody hours! Please may you stop, I don't have the strength to make new webs every day. Also when I can't catch my food I don't get the nutrition I need to make new silky webs every day. I am getting really hungry each lonely day. Without my webs I can't catch my pray and have a normal meal. Sometimes people just don't understand the beauty of webs.

I really hate the way that you threaten me. I have a life and I want to live it. Maybe if you were a nice lady you wouldn't swing a broom at me but instead take me outside and set me free. When you do that it really makes me feel unwanted and hated to be around. I know that a lot of people are scared of spiders and would do anything to get rid of them, but if I compare those people to you, there would be a huge difference because you are a housekeeper and it's your job to keep the house clean. But that doesn't mean that you should take a life away from this world.

I hope that you listen to what I said and that you think about it thoroughly. I would like us to live in peace and get along with each other. I don't plan on hurting any humans by the way. I want to stay here, at the old house because I really like being on a warm home. I wouldn't open the door on me yet because it's still winter. Would you really like me to go out in the cold? Maybe later in the year.

Sincerely,
Spider

I hope that you enjoyed this blog entry! Oh, and by the way did you guess what the spider knew that the house keeper didn't? Please don't forget to leave a comment!!

Sincerely,
Candy Cane :D

Dear H1N1...

Dear H1N1(a.k.a. Swine Flu),

Hello, this is Candy Cane and I am writing to you because I want to inform you that we really aren't enjoying what you have done to the environment and the people around you since you have come into this world. I'm not trying to be rude but I really dislike you. I just have one question. Why did you have to come to Canada and into this cruel world?! So many innocent people have died because of you. I know that you job is to infect us since you are a virus, but why hurt us when we have done nothing wrong. But now, luckily there is something phenomenal called the H1N1/Swine Flu needle. This needle, so called the H1N1/Swine Flu needle, helps us be protected from you the H1N1(a.k.a. YOU). But the needle has caused some bad things. Some of the people have actually died because they got the needle and have gotten very ill and died. I really don't plan on getting the H1N1 needle because there are lots of new side effects and some people are like me and just don't want to get the needle. Most people I know don't appreciate having you around.(no offense.) I mean, you are all over the news, and you have been for the last 4 months! You were really serious talk 4 months ago! You have caused enough disruption in this world. I think that it is time to move on and change the way that you live. I want you to be happy, but I think that you should be happy some other place, not where everyone lives. This might be weird for me to say but I think that you and you are the reason for keeping the population at a steady level. This includes all of your other flu and cancer friends. Otherwise there would be lots more people today that there is suppose to be. Just so everyone knows, this is my opinion. So beat it, just beat it.(dedication to M.J.!) Sorry H1N1.-_- :D

Your Pal,
Candy Cane :D
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Hello fellow readers,
Welcome to my blog!!
I hope that you will enjoy the new things that I will be talking about on my blog. On this blog I will be writing letters to many people, places and things. It might seem weird but I think that it is very interesting. This is something new for me. This is a school project so I wouldn't expect too much from it. But I'm really enjoying making it!! It might not be what you expected but for me it is pure awesomeness!! Be sure to come back and see what I am going to do to my blog next time. Thanks for visiting my blog!!<3

Sincerely,
Candy Cane :D